Okay guys, this is totally a spoof entry. But after seeing about 10 YA PNR books in a row that looked like near-identical copies of each other, I decided to tell you how you, too, can create a bestselling YA book cover!
Find a great background. This should preferably be something gothic or haunting. I chose this photo of my own that I snapped up in Maine a few winters ago.
Find a nice photo of a girl wearing a prom dress. The more risqué, flowy and colorful this is, the better. And be careful about the model you choose — she has to look steamy, pouty, angsty, tragic, or terrified. OR, as an alternative, you can choose a back-view photo of said girl. Oh, more requirements. She must be Caucasian, stick-skinny but well-endowed, with long hair that is preferably blowing in the wind.
Here is my girl, courtesy of eidress.com, situated nicely against my background. Don’t worry about silly things like lighting or perspective. That’s not all that important.
Now at this point, you can add a title and call it quits, OR, even better, you can add in a photo of a shirtless hunky young man, looking as angsty and pouty as the girl. While the girl must be in a prom dress, the guy must look as tattered and scruffy as possible. He should be posed behind the girl.
I found my young man at Shutterstock, hence the watermark I left visible to show where I got it.
Now all you have to do is select a title. This should be a single word, and it should be edgy, angsty, unexpected, or obsolete. Opening a thesaurus at random and selecting the most pompous word you can find on the page is a good trick. Or choose from a list of women’s perfume names. The title should be written in as dramatically flowy a font as possible, or something hard, cracked, edgy and unexpected.
I think Flux is a pretty fantastic word, so that’s my title.
And there you have it! 😉
Hope you enjoyed this very tongue-in-cheek post. (N.B. — NO. No. No. No. I am NOT writing a YA PNR titled Flux. Just no. Hence why I did not put my own name on this…..thing.;)